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WALLY ON THE ISSUES
Education
Technology
Taxes
Radar Gun Control

POSSIBLE RUNNING MATES
Bernie Brewer
Mr. Met
Philly Phanatic
Pat Patriot
Stanford Tree

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Wally's Potenital Running Mates

Bernie Brewer
PROS:

Bernie has had a long history of delighting fans and has strong political support in his home state of Wisconsin. In an election loaded with rich guys, the blue collar Bernie may appeal to a wider audience.
CONS:

The allegations of his drinking problems remain a thorn in his side. The rumor is that these drinking problems caused the Milwaukee Brewers to fire Bernie at the end of 1999. Bernie maintains that his firing was simply a result of the Brewers looking to go in another direction. Bernie was later rehired and the Brewers continue to dodge the issue.

Mr. Met
PROS:

N.Y. Met has been a force on the New York political scene for years, once providing ideas to Mayor Guiliani. Obviously, having Mr. Met on the ticket would give Wally a chance to capture New York State's 33 electoral votes. Mr. Met's popularity as an actor, having starred in several SportsCenter commercials, would also benefit the ticket.

CONS:

Wally's bitterness about the 1986 World Series could cause problems for the two down the road.
Philly Phantic
PROS:

The Phanatic brings a lot to the political table, including the potential for Pennsylvania's 23 electoral votes.

CONS:

The word "Phanatic" tends to scare Conservatives.
Pat Patriot
PROS:

As football mascot, Pat brings diversity to the ticket. Who better than a true Patriot to join Wally on the Presidential ticket?

CONS:

Pat likes to party with Ty Law.
Stanford Tree
PROS:

The Stanford Tree would give the ticket some much-needed clout with Environmentalists. The Tree also has strong links to famous people outside of politics. His brother starred in two Lord of the Rings movies and Tiger Woods is one of his best friends. California's 54 electoral votes are Wally's pot of gold.

CONS:

Only a college mascot, opponents might question the Tree's experience.